Wisdom Twoot Twoot!

on Friday, January 2, 2009

Okay, no so special about this blog. I just thought of those funny phrases/sentences I’ve heard, gathered them altogether and decided to blog it! I wish I know the names of those who wrote or said these lines, so I can give proper credits, but for now… kudos to all of you! Whoever you are…you’re the best and just made my day!

 

Some are better said in Tagalog, though.

 

  1. Di bale nang TAMAD, Di naman PAGOD. - Tado
  2. Walang baklang pangit, sa lalaking gipit! - Tado
  3. Para saan pa ang alak, kung sa akin palang, tinamaan na sila!
  4. Choosy ka pa?!
  5. Noon, di lahat ng magsyota, nagsesex... Ngayon...di lahat ng nagsesex..magsyota.
  6. Practice makes perfect...but nobody’s perfect... so why practice?
  7. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder….so behold…
  8. Your prediction: Seswertehin ka sa pag-ibig ngayong taon…kung magiging akin ka!!! yun yun eh…
  9. Bata bata...paano ka ginawa? (Sinagot)... - Eww..no wonder ganyan hitsura mo.
  10. When someone is flirting with you... COOPERATE.

 

Itutuloy…

1 comments:

j said...

nakakatawa to ah!!! especially numbers 5,8 and 10! hahahaha onga naman di naman lahat ng nagse sex ngayon eh mag-syota! hahahaha